That feeling after a successful first date - @hayleykiyoko
Anonymous asked:
Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny
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thickness-protection-program answered:
Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd’s dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️
Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled
TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????
Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*
vampire enthusiast unfortunately turned into a zombie
it's an easy mistake to make, really.
May 31 2016 - Collin Kennedy, who is a cancer patient, used expanding spray foam to disable a parking meter at the Health Sciences Centre in Winnipeg where he gets his treatment. He says the fees are a tax on the sick. [video]
direct action
no joke when i was in hospital all the streetd around it had these and our car got towed away while i was in the ER it’s disgusting how they prey on the sick
Even in Canada this can be pretty steep. The local hospital I believe charges 15 dollars a day, I went in before midnight on a Monday when I was in labor with my daughter, I didn’t get home till Thursday morning, which meant I paid almost 60 dollars for parking because I couldn’t leave. I’m sure it’s worse elsewhere.
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle-
FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress.
Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what?
Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
#ROY’S JUST LIKE ‘WHOA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHAT WHAT?’ #AND THEN M’GANN ARTEMIS AND ROBIN ARE JUST ‘OH - THERE HE GOES AGAIN’ #M’GANN LOOKS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN HIM BUT OH WELL THAT’S WHO CONNER IS SHE ISN’T GOING TO COMPLAIN #ARTEMIS LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS ACTUALLY JUST EXPECTING IT - JESUS I THINK SHE’S EVEN SMILING A LITTLE BIT #AND ROBIN IS JUST 6009% DONE WITH THIS KID #HE’S SO FUCKIN DONE #OMG
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